The Return of the Weird Search Terms

Yes folks, the weird search terms are back!  The number of search terms I’ve received for Game of Thrones is up because of season four premiering on April 6 (yay!) but the number of weird search terms are up again.  Here are just some of the weirdest/funniest ones:

unsimulated sex scenes archive

is divergent anti christan

dj mainwolf

the outsiders is a crappy book

opera mad by 4

something bad about women in writing

hateful romance

were slaves buried alive in pyramids

jealous word

use a model to discuss your christmas holiday

can too much reading make mad

just naked people

why is it weird for people to change naked

nude men people

women dislike male nudity

Well, these are all weird.  There’s really nothing else to say aside from what is with all the people searching for naked people?  No, let me rephrase that: Why do people searching for naked people come to my blog and not a porn site?  I guess it’s one of life’s great mysteries.

So what do you think of these search terms?  What are some of the weirdest search terms you’ve ever had?


  1. marcuslee2401

    You mean there are no naked people on your blog? Might lose some followers if you are too honest about that. Ha!

    The fact that people search for such things is not surprising. However, the fact that search engines think this is the place for that truly shows that technology isn’t perfect. Reference to nudity in a book review, which is the only place I could think of that you would mention it, is not what these people are looking for … but I guess a Google algorithm doesn’t know that.

    • Carrie Slager

      Ha! Maybe. I’ve referenced nudity once in my rant about the lady who claimed all women hate Game of Thrones but that’s about it. These posts about weird search terms I get are probably just fueling the fire.

  2. patricksponaugle

    Here’s recent favorite search terms on mine:

    i’ll wear you like that bloody baratheon wears his crown

    angry love wallpaper

    I have a lot of Game of Thrones related stuff, so I’m not surprised I got the Baratheon hit, but “I’ll wear you like that bloody baratheon wears his crown”? What does that even mean?

    And “angry love wallpaper” just makes me laugh.

    • Carrie Slager

      I think it’s the posts about weird search terms that involve nudity that attract more search terms about nudity. They don’t really freak me out. Most of them just make me shake my head at humanity. 🙂

  3. Jemima Pett

    I haven’t had too many weird ones on my new blog yet, but I have some intriguing ones. Why do so many people from south east Asia come looking for my review of A Christmas Carol? Is it a set book, do you think?

    What I’d most like to find out is who is looking for the Gasworks Alley Gang? This book was written by my elderly cousin in the 60s. Whoever else knows about it, I’d love to speak to them!

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