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“Djoser Mad” and Other Weird Search Terms

Yes folks, it’s time for another weird search terms round-up!  And yes, they got pretty interesting this time around.

djoser mad

yes i am bad

patso mafia

what is kiera cass clue

the effect of one book review blog

what was the first man in roman history

why are zombies so scary police

when reply the reviewer, how to reply yes

was the third servil war, good or bad?

why does amanda hocking adress so many stereo types about psychics

And finally, the oddest one this time:

i hate seeing other women naked


Um, okay?  I’m not the most secure woman in the world and I still don’t care if other women are comfortable enough in their own bodies to be naked on television or even in real life.  Some of these are bizarre and others are just plain funny (patso mafia being one) but that was the absolute weirdest one this time around.

“book bloggers are ugly” Plus More Weird Search Terms

Well folks, here we are again, back for another installment of weird search terms.  This time they’re pretty varied and some are pretty offensive so let’s get right into the list:

name for male love interest

rane.mekarej.booraa

how many women do not like game of thrones

yes i am bad

totar informishan book 2015 m.ad

grab nefertari

a good name for a character

book bloggers are ugly

every one have there on work but am free

can characters fall in love in one week in ya romance?

sick of hearing about diversity

blonde people in books

i hate teenagers

where to purchase terry deary books like barnes and nobles

And, the crowning glory:

how do you know when an introvert is mad at you

 

Um, when they tell you they are like normal human beings do?  Or when they act mad and then ignore you?  I don’t know; I’m an introvert and if I’m mad at someone I’ll let them know.

So what do you think of the search terms this time around?  Any favourites?  If you’re a blogger, have you gotten any weird ones like this?


For further weird search term madness:

“people who critciz the endings of books” and More Weird Search Terms

“Fairy Lovers” and Still More Weird Search Terms

“Yes I Can Do” and Other Weird Search Terms

“Game of Thrones man hatred” and More Weird Search Terms

The Return of the Weird Search Terms

“The Spread of Kidness” and More Weird Search Terms

“Why Do People Hate Naked Men?” and Other Weird Search Terms

 

“Fairy Lovers” and Still More Weird Search Terms

Yep, it’s that time once again folks: time to round up all of the weird search terms!  If you’ve missed the previous installments of my weird search term series, here they are:

1.  “Why do People Hate Naked Men?” and Other Weird Search Terms

2.  “The Spread of Kidness” and More Weird Search Terms

3.  The Return of the Weird Search Terms

4.  “Game of Thrones man hatred” and More Weird Search Terms

5.  “Yes I Can Do” and Other Weird Search Terms


 

So what weird search terms are we up against today?

fairy lovers

mad brown girls porn photo

is it bad to read 100 pages in one day

5 hours to.read.100 pages

read to me the word lynburns

mad reviews

adult vacation partils

reading pages through 1 and 100

And the weirdest of all:

old building-ajacket-being escorted around by strangers

Any of these ones stand out to you guys?  What are some of the weird search terms that you’ve received recently or not-so-recently?

 

“Game of Thrones man hatred” and More Weird Search Terms

It’s been a while since I rounded up any of the weird search terms I’ve received, so I figured I’d do it today to brighten up everyone’s Wednesday (including mine).  So here are the lovely search terms that people found my blog through:

rose leslie sex scene

writer self-deluded novel

is it really necessary for someone with chronic psin to moan out loud constantly

i hate slang

easiest chronic pain to write about

reasons why i hate teenage books

every girl on game of thrones naked

game of thrones man hatred

why do guys like game of thrones

Ah, Game of Thrones.  You either hate it or love it according to the internet.  And since I wrote about why it’s okay for women to like it in my chart-topping article I constantly get weird Game of Thrones search terms like the ones above.  Since I wrote about chronic pain a while back I get weird search terms from that.  (Also, no it’s not necessary but the person asking that question should be a little more empathetic.)  Basically, there are no seriously creepy search terms like I sometimes get, but there’s still a lot of naked women terms.

Seriously people: I don’t have naked women on my blog, especially not the Game of Thrones women.  If you want to see some of them naked go to Google Image Search or YouTube.

The Return of the Weird Search Terms

Yes folks, the weird search terms are back!  The number of search terms I’ve received for Game of Thrones is up because of season four premiering on April 6 (yay!) but the number of weird search terms are up again.  Here are just some of the weirdest/funniest ones:

unsimulated sex scenes archive

is divergent anti christan

dj mainwolf

the outsiders is a crappy book

opera mad by 4

something bad about women in writing

hateful romance

were slaves buried alive in pyramids

jealous word

use a model to discuss your christmas holiday

can too much reading make mad

just naked people

why is it weird for people to change naked

nude men people

women dislike male nudity

Well, these are all weird.  There’s really nothing else to say aside from what is with all the people searching for naked people?  No, let me rephrase that: Why do people searching for naked people come to my blog and not a porn site?  I guess it’s one of life’s great mysteries.

So what do you think of these search terms?  What are some of the weirdest search terms you’ve ever had?