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Important Life Lessons I Learned from Books
Many lessons can only be learned in life through trial and error. But books can save us a lot of suffering if we learn the same lessons through them! Guess what? None of the books on this list are the literary classics that critics laud for being so deep and meaningful. There’s nothing wrong with classics. It’s just that I’ve learned far more from what literary snobs call ‘trash’ than I ever did from the books they praise. What are these life lessons? Well, here they are:
Lesson: You are not your family. What they have done is not your fault.
Where I learned it: Run Like Jäger by Karen Bass.
This is a lesson that holds a lot of meaning for me because both of my parents had fathers that were…not so great. As a kid, I was very sad that I never got to meet my grandfathers and held rather romantic visions of what they must have been like. Then I actually asked what they were like and was horrified. How did their past sins reflect on me and my family? Well, Run Like Jäger, where the main character wrestles with what his grandfather did in Germany during WWII, hit pretty close to home. I finally made peace with myself and learned that the sins of my ancestors have nothing to do with me. Continue reading
My Rating System
On October 13, not only will it be my birthday, but it will also mark my nine month book reviewing milestone. 9 months is a lot of time to be posting reviews almost daily, but in that entire time I’ve never once explained my rating system. I had assumed that from my reviews people would gather what I meant. But then I realized that things that seem obvious to me are rarely obvious to anyone else. Therefore, I am finally going to explain my rating system.
5/5 stars: Excellent! Three dimensional characters that actually kept my interest throughout the novel, a plot that was interesting (not necessarily fast-paced) and in fantasy, believable world-building…all these are hallmarks of 5 star books. Even though I try not to be influenced by the ending, I still am. If the ending is tragic but makes sense in the context of the story, I’m fine with that. But if you’re writing a story that follows the plot of your typical opera then suddenly has a perfectly happy ending, I’m not going to be pleased.
4/5 stars: Good! There are likely excellent characters and a good plot, but the world-building may have been off or the writing style wasn’t descriptive enough or was too descriptive. Usually I describe 4 star books as good, but not great. They lack that sense of oomph! you get from the truly great novels.
3/5 stars: Meh. 3 star books are the hardest to review because you have to strike a good balance between the good and bad elements. In ‘meh’ books the characters are usually uninteresting but the plot is decent because the author pays more attention to the plot than the characters. Sometimes there’s poor writing, but there usually isn’t.
2/5 stars: Ugh. This is a ‘Why did I waste precious hours of my life reading this?’ book. 2 star books usually have vapid, stereotypical characters, boring or confusing plots and poor writing. They’re not so bad as to merit actual hatred from me, but rather disappointment. Usually they’re books with a lot of potential, but they don’t deliver.
1/5 stars: Terrible! This is reserved for books with all of the characteristics I listed in my 2 star category, but they tend to go the extra mile. By that, I mean the premise stunk, the delivery was poor, the characters were vapid and the plot made me doing time calculations by page 5. These are the truly bad books, the ones with no hope of redemption. So why don’t I give them 0/5 stars? Well, obviously the writer put in some effort to publish a novel, right? Some editor must have liked it. In self-publishing, it usually just means the author was using writing as a means of wish fulfillment.
0.5/5 stars: One of the worst books I’ve ever read! This is the lowest rating I’ve ever given out. It means that I felt something other than disappointment in the novel: it means I truly hated it. I’m not a person that has very strong emotions in general, so when a novel receives 0.5 stars, you know I truly, truly hated it. Books like these are a waste of paper and precious hours of life. They should never have made it past the slush pile or the author should never have had the determination to go the self-publishing route.
Does that clarify things a bit? For my fellow reviewers, what are your rating systems like? What’s the lowest rating you’ve ever given?
The Portrayal of Cleopatra in Historical Fiction
Cleopatra is a cultural phenomenon; you would be hard-pressed to find anyone who has not at least heard her name. There are movies, plays, songs and (of course) books about her life, but I’m only focusing on one of these mediums: books. How is Cleopatra portrayed in historical fiction and just how accurate are these portrayals?
First, we have to take a look at the basics of her life. Cleopatra VII Philopator (Father-Lover) was the last pharaoh of ancient Egypt in most people’s eyes. She was, however, part of the Greek Ptolemaic dynasty and the last Egyptian pharaohs had been long dead by her time. It is said she was fluent in nine languages, including Egyptian, which endeared her to the native Egyptian population the typically Greek-speaking Ptolemies ruled over.
Cleopatra, as was Egyptian tradition, ruled jointly with her father and later her two brothers in the typical brother-sister marriages. Why? According to Egyptian tradition, it was the royal women that held the power to legitimize the males. In addition to that, nearly all of the gods were married to their siblings. Isis and Osiris, Set and Nepthys, Nut and Geb. And were the pharaohs not the sons of gods? Well, that was the theory anyway. Continue reading
5 Things I Would Do Differently: Blogging
Every blogger, when they look back at how they started out, has things they would do differently. I am no different! So what would I change if I could go back in time?
1. I would learn more about the technical aspects of blogging.
Sure, I actually planned out my blog, but to be perfectly honest, I had no idea what the heck I was doing. I had read some blogging articles, but I was absolutely clueless about all of the blogging terms and still decided to have a go at it. Patience has never been one of my virtues.
Looking back, I was pretty pathetic. I’m ridiculously grateful to everyone in the forums for helping me when I asked dumb questions like “What’s a pingback?” and “Is this a spam comment?” Now, with a lot more experience, I know what these things are. However, I should have done a lot more research beforehand. Continue reading
Should Authors Pay for Good Reviews?
Most people consider me either ridiculously calm or emotionally stunted. Either way, I don’t get angry very often and on the rare occasion I do, it’s generally very mild. However, there are two things that make me furious to the point of being irrational: bullying and paid reviews. The former is neither here nor there on this blog, but the latter is an issue that has cropped up frequently these last few weeks. Somehow I think you can guess my stance on paid reviews, but I’ll tell you anyway:
I AM ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY AGAINST AUTHORS PAYING REVIEWERS TO WRITE GOOD REVIEWS. (Yes, I’m shouting.)
Accepting money for a good review is unethical on the reviewer’s part and laughably pathetic on the author’s. There is only one scenario I can think of in which money for a review is acceptable: if it’s in exchange for an honest review. But if you’re the kind of author that would even consider paying for a review, you’re not going to risk a bad review when you can pay the same amount for a guaranteed good review.
Notice that here I’m against paying or sending free books in exchange for a good review. There is nothing wrong with an author sending a reviewer a free copy of their novel (print or ebook) in exchange for an honest review. If you’re an author, sending a reviewer a free ebook in exchange for an honest review doesn’t cost you a thing and most reviewers are scrupulous enough to delete the book when they’re finished with it. If you’re a reviewer and you get a free ebook, all it costs you is time and in return you get content and publicity, possibly even new readers who never would have found your blog otherwise. Continue reading




