Discussion: Do You Read Self-Published Books?

As a book blogger I do accept self-published books and I’m one of the dwindling bloggers that does, it seems.  I’ve been burned by self-published authors before (see this lovely incident) but overall they’re a great bunch of people trying to get their unique stories out into the world.

That said, of course self-publishing has its downsides and these are the common stereotypes that you find in the media.  There’s poor grammar, spelling, pacing, badly developed characters, etc.  And that’s why some people choose not to read self-published books.

What I want to know now is this: Do you read self-published books?  Why or why not?

Mafia Girl by Deborah Blumenthal

Mafia Girl by Deborah Blumenthal

(Cover picture courtesy of Goodreads.)

What’s in a name? Everything if you have my name.” At her exclusive Manhattan high school, seventeen-year-old Gia is the most hated/loved girl in school. Why? Her father doesn’t have a boss. He is the boss–the capo di tutti cappi, boss of all bosses. Not that Gia cares. But life gets complicated when she meets a cop she calls “Officer Hottie” and feels a suprising chemistry. Then Vogue magazine wants to feature Gia in a fashion spread about real-life bad girls. On top of this, she’s running for class president. Can Gia step out from under her dad’s shadow and show everyone there’s more to her than “Mafia Girl?

[Full disclosure: I received a free ebook copy through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.]

My thoughts on this book in a nutshell?  Go read Son of the Mob by Gordon Korman instead.  You’ll get better characters, a better story and most importantly, a more realistic ending.

There were times I was rooting for Gia, like when she tried to advocate for the people at her exclusive private school to step up in the community.  Other times I absolutely hated her.  Mainly when she displayed the disturbing side of her nature as she stalked ‘Officer Hottie’ to his favourite bars and hangouts.  That is just plain creepy, not a romantic or really healthy sort of fascination with a person.  I get that she’s 17 and we all do stupid things at that age, but she is just so ridiculously immature at times that I wanted to slap her.  Her behaviour around Officer Hottie was one of those.

There are times when I had to really suspend disbelief.  For example there is a scene where $250,000 is found inside an ordinarily small object.  According to the US Treasury, $100 bills are .0043inches thick.  You need 2,500 bills to make $250,000 and according to my calculations the total width of those bills would be 10.75in or almost one foot.  I doubt that much money could fit inside the object in question unless it was larger than the descriptions Deborah Blumenthal supplied.  Another inaccuracy I found was the use of the word ‘patso’ to describe someone.  As anyone with a basic knowledge of Italian knows, ‘patso’ is the phonetic pronunciation of ‘pazzo’ (literally ‘crazy’).  While I can usually ignore such things, when they happen over and over I start to lose sight of the story and can’t keep my mind off of all the little mistakes that weren’t caught.

Basically, the plot of Mafia Girl dragged on because Gia was a poor character.  She has such an annoying perspective that I had a hard time actually finishing the book even though it’s only 256 pages.  Mafia Girl had such great potential like Gordon Korman’s book, but it just fell so flat.  I wouldn’t really recommend it to anyone.

I give this book 0.5/5 stars.

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Fortune’s Favorites by Colleen McCullough

Fortune's Favorites(Cover picture courtesy of Avon Romance.)

In a time of cataclysmic upheaval, a bold new generation of Romans vied for greatness amid the disintegrating remnants of their beloved Republic.  They were the chosen…and the cursed—blessed with wealth and privileged yet burdened by the dictates of destiny in a savage struggle for power that would leave countless numbers crushed and destroyed.  But there was one who would tower above them all—a brilliant and beautiful boy whose ambition was unparalleled, whose love was legend, and whose glory was Rome’s: a boy they would one day call “Caesar.”

While Sulla features heavily in the first part of Fortune’s Favorites, make no mistake: this is the story of Gaius Julius Caesar and his brutal early years.  You know, Colleen McCullough’s portrayal of Caesar is the most sympathetic I’ve ever come across and yet he really does some horrible things.  He crucifies all those pirates (but broke all their legs except the leader so they’d die quicker) and was utterly ruthless in Spartacus’ revolt as he served under Marcus Crassus.  At the same time I had difficulty not shedding at least a few tears at his pure grief when his aunt Julia and his wife Cinnilla died.

Sulla is fully developed as a character now; his story is clearly done by the time he gives a gigantic middle finger to Rome at the time of his retirement.  That’s when we really get into the Julius Caesar chronicles and things start to get a little more hopeful.  Sulla was always such a ruthless guy but out of all the characters you couldn’t help but cheer for him once Gaius Marius went crazy.  It was sad to see him go downhill over such a long period of time.

So it was a nice break to see Caesar finally start to succeed in life.  His bargaining with Nicomedes of Bithynia for a navy, the sheer gall he had in facing the pirates when he was captured and his strategies during the Third Servile War all seemed so satisfying, so realistic because Colleen McCullough really put a lot of effort into his character.  There are so many ways a sympathetic portrayal of Julius Caesar can go wrong (mainly the fact that hey, he did some pretty awful things) but in Fortune’s Favorites you can’t help but love him.  Even his ruthless streak.

As I mentioned in my review of The Grass Crown, Colleen McCullough has a ridiculously addictive writing style.  This book is 1004 pages long and I read it over the course of just four days, sneaking in a few minutes here and there.  Considering how busy I’ve been lately that’s quite an achievement and a testament to how much I really enjoy her writing.  She makes you really feel like you’re there in the ancient world along with all these historical figures you’ve read about for years.  (In my case, anyway.)

Really, if you haven’t picked up Colleen McCullough’s Masters of Rome series, you need to start now.  The crazy page counts are worth it.

I give this book 5/5 stars.

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Giveaway: The Grigori Legacy

Sins of the Lost

Part of the Sins of the Lost book tour for Rockstar Book Tours is an awesome giveaway courtesy of the publisher.  So click the link below for more info on prizes and the giveaway is for everyone 18+ in Canada/US for certain prizes and internationally for the smaller prizes.  But hurry!  The giveaway is only open until November 10th.
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Guest Post: Not Your Standard Mythology

[The following blog post is by Linda Poitevin, whose books I was supposed to review for the Sins of the Lost Blog Tour.  They haven’t come in the mail yet, but what Linda has to say about world-building is truly a fascinating read.]

Many writers of fantasy/urban fantasy pull from existing mythology as a basis for their stories. By giving an oft-told story a fresh twist, a writer can create a whole new world; make us see things in a whole new light. But when an author decides to rewrite Christian angel mythology, she can find herself treading a fine line between “fresh” and “blasphemous”…at least, according to her Catholic-raised husband. 😉

The Grigori Legacy series started out innocently enough, intended to be a single-title paranormal romance involving a female homicide detective and the really hot angel sent by heaven to protect her from a fallen angel. But in my search for motivation (why was the fallen angel after her?) and conflict (what was keeping the detective from falling in love with her protector?), I began uncovering a veritable treasure trove of new-to-me angel mythology: Lucifer as God’s best-loved angel before he fell; a half-human, half angel race known as the Nephilim; a choir of angels (the Grigori) whose purpose was to watch humanity but not interfere with it; and much, much more.

My writer’s “what-if” process couldn’t help but be triggered.

One of those what-ifs became a true game-changer. Lucifer had fallen from grace because of his jealousy of humankind, but what if, I wondered, God was a woman…and Lucifer’s love for her hadn’t been as simple as the love of an angel for a deity? The implications—and the possibilities resulting from those implications—were mind-boggling. (This would have also been the first accusation of blasphemy from my husband…but he’s since come around. J )

Once I’d embraced the idea of twisting some rather beloved mythology to suit my own nefarious needs, other pieces of a much greater story arc began to fall into place. A war between heaven and hell that had been ended by a peace pact; the inevitable demise of that accord; angels whose free will had been taken from them for their own protection; angelic hunters of the fallen ones who walked among mortals; the impact on humanity made by descendants of the Nephilim; even a “second coming” of sorts.

Some of my ideas gave me a moment’s pause, I must admit…particularly when it came to a certain event in Sins of the Lost. I was—and continue to be—hyper aware that I’m working with material that is regarded very seriously by some. Ultimately, however, it comes down to the fact that, whatever the mythology behind them, the Grigori Legacy books are works of fiction…

Although I still totally think God could be a woman. 😉

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Linda Poitevin

Linda Poitevin was born and raised in B.C., Canada’s westernmost province. Growing up in an era when writing was “a nice hobby, dear, but what are you going to do for a living?”, Linda worked at a variety of secretarial jobs before applying to be a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP). Due to an error in measurement, however, she was turned down when she didn’t meet the height requirement of that time. Undeterred, Linda became a civilian member in the force and was a dispatcher for two and a half years, during which time she met her husband, a police officer.

Following their transfer to Ottawa, Linda went on to become a real estate agent and then a human resources consultant before starting a family. She remained a stay-at-home mom, homeschooled her youngest daughter for nine years and, now that she has realized writing can be more than a nice hobby, she continues to live her dream of being a cop vicariously through her characters.

Linda currently lives near Ottawa with her husband, youngest of three daughters, one very large husky/shepherd/Great Dane-cross dog, two cats, a rabbit, and a bearded dragon lizard. When she isn’t writing, she can usually be found in her garden or walking her dog along the river or through the woods.