Tagged: weird search terms
“Fairy Lovers” and Still More Weird Search Terms
Yep, it’s that time once again folks: time to round up all of the weird search terms! If you’ve missed the previous installments of my weird search term series, here they are:
1. “Why do People Hate Naked Men?” and Other Weird Search Terms
2. “The Spread of Kidness” and More Weird Search Terms
3. The Return of the Weird Search Terms
4. “Game of Thrones man hatred” and More Weird Search Terms
5. “Yes I Can Do” and Other Weird Search Terms
So what weird search terms are we up against today?
fairy lovers
mad brown girls porn photo
is it bad to read 100 pages in one day
5 hours to.read.100 pages
read to me the word lynburns
mad reviews
adult vacation partils
reading pages through 1 and 100
And the weirdest of all:
old building-ajacket-being escorted around by strangers
Any of these ones stand out to you guys? What are some of the weird search terms that you’ve received recently or not-so-recently?
“Yes I Can Do” and Other Weird Search Terms
Hooray, it’s time for another weird search term round-up! I don’t have any really freaky ones this time around, but some of them are just way out there:
yes i can do
dj mainwolf
mad track chellenge
justice road
not every important lesson in life can be learned from books
cleopatra was a sociopath
game of thrones hot girls
game of throne characters nude and dressed
sightless skew
And, the crowning glory:
astrophysicists who are familiar with asteroids who have died
I don’t recall ever talking about astrophysicists or really much about asteroids, let alone about dead astrophysicists who studied asteroids. That search term was almost as puzzling as ‘sightless skew’, which I have no clue about. The weirdest one by far was “yes i can do”. Why would you search that phrase? And, more importantly, why did it land that person on my blog? Ah, the great mysteries of life.
So what do you guys think of these search terms? Can you explain some of the weirder ones? And have you personally received any weird search terms lately?
“Game of Thrones man hatred” and More Weird Search Terms
It’s been a while since I rounded up any of the weird search terms I’ve received, so I figured I’d do it today to brighten up everyone’s Wednesday (including mine). So here are the lovely search terms that people found my blog through:
rose leslie sex scene
writer self-deluded novel
is it really necessary for someone with chronic psin to moan out loud constantly
i hate slang
easiest chronic pain to write about
reasons why i hate teenage books
every girl on game of thrones naked
game of thrones man hatred
why do guys like game of thrones
Ah, Game of Thrones. You either hate it or love it according to the internet. And since I wrote about why it’s okay for women to like it in my chart-topping article I constantly get weird Game of Thrones search terms like the ones above. Since I wrote about chronic pain a while back I get weird search terms from that. (Also, no it’s not necessary but the person asking that question should be a little more empathetic.) Basically, there are no seriously creepy search terms like I sometimes get, but there’s still a lot of naked women terms.
Seriously people: I don’t have naked women on my blog, especially not the Game of Thrones women. If you want to see some of them naked go to Google Image Search or YouTube.
The Return of the Weird Search Terms
Yes folks, the weird search terms are back! The number of search terms I’ve received for Game of Thrones is up because of season four premiering on April 6 (yay!) but the number of weird search terms are up again. Here are just some of the weirdest/funniest ones:
unsimulated sex scenes archive
is divergent anti christan
dj mainwolf
the outsiders is a crappy book
opera mad by 4
something bad about women in writing
hateful romance
were slaves buried alive in pyramids
jealous word
use a model to discuss your christmas holiday
can too much reading make mad
just naked people
why is it weird for people to change naked
nude men people
women dislike male nudity
Well, these are all weird. There’s really nothing else to say aside from what is with all the people searching for naked people? No, let me rephrase that: Why do people searching for naked people come to my blog and not a porn site? I guess it’s one of life’s great mysteries.
So what do you think of these search terms? What are some of the weirdest search terms you’ve ever had?
“The Spread of Kidness” and More Weird Search Terms
Last time I did a post like this, it was called “Why do people hate naked men?” and Other Weird Search Terms. This time, the naked people are back for round two! But apparently no one hates naked men this time.
Here are some of the weirdest search terms I’ve had lately:
i read one pages in a hour
weird things guys do when nude
weird thing people do in naked
naked people
weird naked games
mattybraps
the spread of kidness
naked people illinois to make people
bykl
weird naked girls
zodiac read mad
i read 4 pages an hour
how do i make cardboard snakehead
And, finally, the crowning glory:
looking at naced pepol
By posting about these weird search terms I’m definitely just adding fuel to the fire, I know. But even before I posted articles about weird search terms I got some seriously disturbing ones. (Just check out the first article!) At least none of these search terms are about sexual assault this time around.